Are you like me? Do you take big risks? Do you like to live on the edge? Are you living on borrowed time!?
I was warming up my food for lunch at work today in one of the public microwaves in the cafeteria. I wasn't cooking a bag of microwave popcorn. But... I used the popcorn button anyway!!! That's NUTS, right?! Who, in their right mind, would use the popcorn button just to warm up some leftover casserole from the night before?! (...which was an excellent casserole, by the way, thanks to my lovely wife...)
On a related note, the guy using the microwave next to me was even more crazy: he was having THREE corn dogs for lunch.
(I love me a good corn dog. And two is pretty good, too. But three would definitely be pushing the envelope.)
